Ok, so it's getting closer to Festival time and whilst I am not going to any myself this year I was thinking hypothetically what I would bring with me in order to feel human.
I mean I don't know about you but the thought of basically slumming it for a couple of days fills me with fear.
Anyway, I stumbled across something pretty scary called the SHEWEE... Cue scary dun dun duuuuun!
Apparently Sheweek is a
moulded plastic funnel that provides women with a simple, private and hygienic method of urinating without removing clothes whilst standing AND sitting.
When positioned securely under the crotch, and with underwear pushed to the side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container or a conveniently located tree!
No more crossed legs or uncomfortable squatting.
Maintain your privacy and banish bare bottoms!
Stand up at public toilets to avoid unhygienic seats and smelly portable loos.
Hike/climb/ski/jog off the beaten track, miles from the nearest toilet.
Travel the world with the comfort of home in your pocket.
Eurgh! Is what I think but others may think it's genius. I dunno - I don't hike etc.
If you do fancy checking it out though their website is here. Personally, I find it all a bit too weird to even think about!